Christmas Funnies

Christmas is a time for laughter and smiles. Here are some of the corniest Christmas jokes I could find. Comment below your favorite!

What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.

What did one Christmas tree say to another?
Lighten up!

How does a gingerbread man make his bed?
With a cookie sheet!

Which U.S. state is Santa’s favorite?
Idaho-ho-ho!

Why didn’t Rudolph make honor roll in school this term?
Because he went down in history.

Why did the reindeer cross the road?
To fly to the other side.

Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for ice cream when their job is done?
Deery Queen.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.

What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.

Why don’t penguins fly?
They’re not tall enough to be pilots!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…

Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?” “Yah.”
“Yah who?”
“Oh my, someone’s really excited about Christmas!”

“Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Mary.”
“Mary who?”
“Mary Christmas!”

Merry Christmas! Hope you got a laugh. Thanks to thepioneerwoman.com and usatoday.com for providing the jokes. Check them out for more!